My Mom just found out this pearl.Check it out!
Just go to this linkie


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2265278/mom_song/


And watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWO30gdpK4&feature=related

And this bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MarNBaD6p9o&feature=related

The lyrics for the last song is

My girls fell down.
They used to be so perky.
My muscle tone is no match for gravity.
I cannot will them back into position
Until you're on--strapped tight a while to me.
You raise me up
(and make my bosoms mountains?) - this is the only line I don't understand. I'm fairly sure the last word is mountains, but the rest...
You raise me up
And change my B's to C's
I'm not alone
When you are on my shoulders
You raise me up
To more than I can be